tryin' out ds cam's zoom 
spent d day in d malls yestrday... 
see dt guy in d mirror der? dts me seated on a couch bag in one big botique sumwer in d mall taking a pic of my self and those havs-flip-flops 
tryin to figure out how my sexy body looks like even while sittin in contrast to the glaring lights of the place.. but then ds lady got caught n d scene.. which is i swear an ultimate contrast 
then ds 2 ladies walked in 
there, im all alone now.. wd ds girl, wearin about 3 inch heels, & i dont think she sees me 
yikes- dt wasnt intended.. not the blur.. see d leather couch bag's kinda unstable so d slow shutter speed kinda ruins focus 
jz decided to try ds new cam i got & nope itz not optical, itz digital zoom & hirs wut i got.. blurry 
then ds kid came trip-hoppin from nowhere.. she spotted me taking pics of my self thru d mirror and so she passes by a number of times with a couple of floor-slides hir & there making sure shes in it too.. shes actually tryin to ruin my view 
yup, dts her alryt.. d prime suspect with her ultimate block.. 
& then she went closer and asks "are there any havaianas for kids?", "i dnt think so.. see dt guy over der?","uhuh?", "i think dts d guy hus expert in havaianas", "owkey?" ...& by the way.. d zoom was really bad.. see? 
& the microshot, see ds?, u almost cant see d havaianas engraving in my baller 
i cudnt even see d lineprints on my fingers 
Bad Camera |